Head to the home improvement store and pick up some 2x6 beams, have them cut in half, grab 4 or more bags of gardening soil and load up the car (or truck)... Then, have husband unload it (or have him hold the baby and unload it yourself).
Keep the baby safe by letting her bounce in her chair,
while you nail the frame together.
Eventually, if you followed seed directions you should end up with some plants and food!
like I did, with my zucchini plant!
Happy Gardening and Good Luck!